ScarletSixString

The last time I submitted any art on here, I lived in Pennsylvania 4 1/2 years ago! Since then, I've moved to Iowa, then to New York, then Iowa again, then to Phoenix for a year, and here I am in Jacksonville FL and maybe I'll actually stay this time (but thats what I say every time.) SO we shall see what happens.

1.) I'd quit my job and pay all our stupid bills 2.) I'd buy my parents like 5 cars and stuff 3.) I'd by a jet and hire a pilot solely to bring my dog back and forth between NY and IA 4.) Then.  I'd buy a giant house for Meghan and Seth.  One that has one faucet in the bathroom instead of two. Hotwatercoldwaternosuchthingaswarmwater 5.) I'd then proceed to buy every piece of clothing i ever wanted 6.) I'd buy a pet skunk, a flying squirrel, and about 6 little puppies 7.) And a private gym 8.) I'd get married 9.) And then with the 9 dollars i have left, we'd go to los aztecas some wednesday and drink margaritas Today seth and i rippe

if your names seth anyway Good Evening, thank you for calling the Grand Harbor Resort and Waterpark, this is Meghan in reservations, how may I assist you?? I would like to take this moment to thank Ford for creating shitty cars.  I always thought it was a curse to drive my crappy Contour, but now I realize, you meet amazing people when your car is broken down in a parking lot outside your apartment building.  Random strangers  who help you start your car can win your heart over. After all, that is how I wound up in Iowa.  I'm glad the guy who helped me start my car isn't from PA.  I like Iowa much better.  In case you were wondering. My jo