1.) I'd quit my job and pay all our stupid bills
2.) I'd buy my parents like 5 cars and stuff
3.) I'd by a jet and hire a pilot solely to bring my dog back and forth between NY and IA
4.) Then. I'd buy a giant house for Meghan and Seth. One that has one faucet in the bathroom instead of two. Hotwatercoldwaternosuchthingaswarmwater
5.) I'd then proceed to buy every piece of clothing i ever wanted
6.) I'd buy a pet skunk, a flying squirrel, and about 6 little puppies
7.) And a private gym
8.) I'd get married
9.) And then with the 9 dollars i have left, we'd go to los aztecas some wednesday and drink margaritas


Today seth and i ripped the bong and laid on our bed throwing pennies into the ceiling lamp. he got 4 i got 0